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Nobody teaches

volcanoes 2 erupt

tsunamis 2 arise

hurricanes 2 sway around

n

no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife.



Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ->

       


Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:



Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun



Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye

tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon

       


Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..



Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga? :

       


Bv:

Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!



Husband:

Ab waqt badal gaya hy



Bv:

Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo!



Husband:

lo sunO



Jane jigar janeman



90 kilo tera wazan



Tu jo gir jaye mujh par



Mar jaonga me sanamsmile.png

       


Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he

lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .

tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai

bivi kya hwa ..

Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei frown.pngsquint.png)

       


1 aurat 2sri sy,

Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.

2sri aurt,

Phir tum kia karogi..?

1st,

Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon

       


A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs 4 her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!

Oh my GOD! You-re cooking too many at once.

TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD!

WHERE r we going 2 get MORE BUTTER?

They-re going 2 STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!

I said be CAREFUL!

U NEVER listen 2 me when u-re cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! r u CRAZY?

I Like SMS - Like: 124 - SMS Length: 500

       


Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?

Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.

Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.

Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.

Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?

Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

       


Difference between

POETRY & LECTURE





Any word said by girlfriend is "Poetry"



&



anything said by wife is "Lecture"

       


Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,?

,

,

Doctr,-Aap unhe jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein¿:+>

       


Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy



K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.







Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha



K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)

       


Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between

Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?



Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,



And



Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET. smile.png

       


I met a man who had been married for 66 years.

"Amazing..66 years!" I said.

"What-s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"

"Well, It-s like thisThe man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions."

I responded, "Does that really work?"

"Oh, yes" he said proudly"66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"

       


Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti



Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

       


A HUSBAND-s CUTE LOVE QUOTE:



Even my child too started 2 walk without any support but my wife still feels 2 hold my hand while walking..!!

       


Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.





Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.





Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.





Wife: Kyo?







Husband- Bheek Mangenge. smile.png

       


Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . .



.



-MISS- for one hour and -STRESS- for 23 hours everyday . . . !grin.png

       


Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"

Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!"

Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"

       


Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?

Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo



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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. smile.png

       


Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.

.

Barber: How short You would like to?

.

.

.

.

Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them

       


Marriage Tip:



If Wife Wants To Get

Husband-s Attention,

Just Look

Sad & Uncomfortable.



If Husband Wants To Get

Wife-s Attention,

Just Look

Comfortable & Happy =P )

       


Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

       


A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wifeand then accepts all her amendments!

       


Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.

       


Doc: "After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately!"

Wife: "But Doc, this will seriously affect his hobby"

Doc astonished: "What in the world is the hobby?"

Wife: "Saving Money!"

       


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