Santa - aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gaya
Banta- kese
Santa- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi
Rajkumar bhardwaj
JOR SE CHALI HAWA AUR UDD GAYA PAPPU
PHIR, PHIR, PHIR
RUK GAI HAWA AUR GIR GAYA PAPPU.
A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P
Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I-d Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I-ve Won
$10 , Here-s $5
Now Get Lost =P =D
Frndz to a new married girl-"honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye tm."Girl-"goa,kulumanali,nainital,simla".frndz-"kaya kaya dekha."Girl-"cieling fan."
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge.
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiotstupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum..
Arz kiya hai....
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Fir na samajh aye to film gajni aur tere naam dekhlo
Santa-to saying yaar meri bkri ne kal anda diya hai .
banta-to saying chal jhuth bol raha hai too..
santa-nhi me sach bol raha huin.
kyonki Hmari murgi ka naam hi bakri hai.
Boy. Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl. Qki god ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! boy. Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai..
Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai
"Honey"
Or
"Sweethear t"
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya
1friend:gazhab ho gaya,gazhab ho gaya.
2friend:kyu kya hua?
1friend:ek 98 sal ke buddhe ne apni 97 sal ke patni ko deworce manga.
Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to
Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kr Do
Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do..
santa bathroom me baitha tha aage likha tha pani ka jyada upyog kare wo baithe baithe 3 dabbe pani pi gaya
Boy-teri aakhon me doob jaon teri julfon me kho jaon tere jhumke me jhool jaon
girl-niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon. . Khan bhai
Khud ko buland kar itna ki himalaya ki choti par ja punch ,phir khuda tumse pucha abe gadha ab utrega kaise.
HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi.
WIFE : To?
HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu.
WIFE : Soch Lo,
Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..!
thakur our basanti ne rakhi bandhi to kya rista hoga bakawas band kar thakur hath nahi thai mn
Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,
Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,
dar ke mare mai pass hi nahi gaya
bhikhar-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he
Patni:jab tum desi pite ho muze paro khate ho.beer pite ho to darling.Par aaj Bhootni kyu?
Pati:Aaj maine SPRITE piya hai,Seedhi baat no bakwas.....
dost chahe kaisa bhi ho
avara
pagal
diwana
lafanga
par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h.
Tab mehsus hota h-
tedha h par mera hai...
Larkian apny HUSBANDS ko "A.G" Q
kehti ha?
Bcoz Larkian tamezdar hoti hai.
Sub ky samnay
"Abey Gadhey" nhi keh skti,
Isliye short form ma bolti he. A.G
Suntay ho
Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din zndagi khatam Tumhari.,,,,,,,,khan bhai