“ I learned a great many years ago that in a fight between husband and wife, a third party should never get between the woman's skillet and the man's ax-helve. ”


— Abraham Lincoln

“ To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife. ”


— Angelina Jolie

“ Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. ”


— Anton Chekhov

“ The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. ”


— Barbara de Angelis

“ The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. ”


— Barbara de Angelis

“ There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ”


— Benjamin Franklin

“ There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. ”


— Benjamin Franklin

“ With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers. ”


— Bill Cosby

“ Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. ”


— Bill Cosby

“ All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. ”


— Blaise Pascal

“ All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. ”


— Blaise Pascal

“ My father probably thought the capital of the world was wherever he was at the time. It couldn't possibly be anyplace else. Where he and his wife were in their own home, that, for them, was the capital of the world. ”


— Bob Dylan

“ To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him. ”


— Buddha

“ He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. ”


— Douglas Adams

“ A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. ”


— Erma Bombeck

“ A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. ”


— Ernest Hemingway

“ Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. ”


— Franz Schubert

“ Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. ”


— H. L. Mencken

“ We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. ”


— H. L. Mencken

“ We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. ”


— H. L. Mencken

“ I often say that if you want to really want to understand the contract of marriage, just ask anyone who has been divorced. The marriage contract is one of property rights. Or maybe you can look in the Bible to see what Adam had to say about divorce, since Eve was his second wife. ”


— Harvey Fierstein

“ I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. ”


— Henny Youngman

“ A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. ”


— Honore de Balzac

“ It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. ”


— Jane Austen

“ It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. ”


— Jane Austen


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