Nobody teaches
volcanoes 2 erupt
tsunamis 2 arise
hurricanes 2 sway around
n
no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ->
Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:
Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun
Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon
Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..
Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga? :
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .
tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai
bivi kya hwa ..
Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei)
Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.
Difference between
POETRY & LECTURE
Any word said by girlfriend is "Poetry"
&
anything said by wife is "Lecture"
Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,?
,
,
Doctr,-Aap unhe jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein¿:+>
Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)
Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between
Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?
Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET.
I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
"Amazing..66 years!" I said.
"What-s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"
"Well, It-s like thisThe man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions."
I responded, "Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes" he said proudly"66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti
Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
A HUSBAND-s CUTE LOVE QUOTE:
Even my child too started 2 walk without any support but my wife still feels 2 hold my hand while walking..!!
Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . .
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-MISS- for one hour and -STRESS- for 23 hours everyday . . . !
Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"
Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!"
Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon.
Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
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Barber: How short You would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wifeand then accepts all her amendments!
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.
Doc: "After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately!"
Wife: "But Doc, this will seriously affect his hobby"
Doc astonished: "What in the world is the hobby?"
Wife: "Saving Money!"
JOR SE CHALI HAWA AUR UDD GAYA PAPPU
PHIR, PHIR, PHIR
RUK GAI HAWA AUR GIR GAYA PAPPU.
A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P
Frndz to a new married girl-"honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye tm."Girl-"goa,kulumanali,nainital,simla".frndz-"kaya kaya dekha."Girl-"cieling fan."
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge.
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiotstupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum..