Nobody teaches
volcanoes 2 erupt
tsunamis 2 arise
hurricanes 2 sway around
n
no-one teaches how 2 choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.!.!.!. =P ->
Husband or Wife me Jhagra ho gaya to Wife ne apni Maa ko fone kiya:
Ammi mera unse jaghra ho gaya he me 3, 4 maah k liye aap k ghar aa rahi hun
Maa boli: usey apne kiye ki saza puri puri milni chahiye
tum wahin raho 3, 4 mahine k liye me aa rahi hon
Wife: Pori Dunya Men Chirag Le Kar B Dhundo Ge To Mere Jesi Biwi Nai Milegi..
Husband: Tumhe Kis Ne Kaha K Dusri Bar B Tumhare Jesi He Dhundunga? :
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam
1 aurat 2sri sy,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.
2sri aurt,
Phir tum kia karogi..?
1st,
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs 4 her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You-re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE r we going 2 get MORE BUTTER?
They-re going 2 STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
U NEVER listen 2 me when u-re cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! r u CRAZY?
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Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.
Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,?
,
,
Doctr,-Aap unhe jagty mein bolne ka moqa dein¿:+>
Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.
Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi-)
Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between
Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?
Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET.
I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
"Amazing..66 years!" I said.
"What-s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"
"Well, It-s like thisThe man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions."
I responded, "Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes" he said proudly"66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge.
Every Wife is a -Mistress- of her husband . . .
.
-MISS- for one hour and -STRESS- for 23 hours everyday . . . !
Wife: "Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!"
Husband (ghusay se): "Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!"
Wife: "Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!"
Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
.
Barber: How short You would like to?
.
.
.
.
Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them
Marriage Tip:
If Wife Wants To Get
Husband-s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.
If Husband Wants To Get
Wife-s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy =P )
Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?
A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wifeand then accepts all her amendments!
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be aeisa aata goondo jesa tumhare abbu goonda krty thy.
Doc: "After looking at these test results, I recommend your husband should have an operation immediately!"
Wife: "But Doc, this will seriously affect his hobby"
Doc astonished: "What in the world is the hobby?"
Wife: "Saving Money!"
Santa - aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gaya
Banta- kese
Santa- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi
Rajkumar bhardwaj
Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I-d Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I-ve Won
$10 , Here-s $5
Now Get Lost =P =D
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge.
Arz kiya hai....
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Ishq karne se pahle ishq ka anjaam dekhlo
Fir na samajh aye to film gajni aur tere naam dekhlo
Santa-to saying yaar meri bkri ne kal anda diya hai .
banta-to saying chal jhuth bol raha hai too..
santa-nhi me sach bol raha huin.
kyonki Hmari murgi ka naam hi bakri hai.