Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam
Bivi : {shohar se} ghar mehman aarhe hen or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he
lehaza jab mehman aajaen tu tum kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran . Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya phir 2sra brtan gira dena or kehna BRYANi gir gei .
tu men khon gi chalo Dall hi le ao . Mehmano ke aane ke bad shohar kichan men gya aur brtan gir ne ki aawaz aai
bivi kya hwa ..
Shohar : begam Dall hi gir gaei)
1 aurat 2sri sy,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.
2sri aurt,
Phir tum kia karogi..?
1st,
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs 4 her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You-re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE r we going 2 get MORE BUTTER?
They-re going 2 STICK! Careful . CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
U NEVER listen 2 me when u-re cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! r u CRAZY?
I Like SMS - Like: 124 - SMS Length: 500Tags: Santa Banta SMS - Hindi Jokes -
Difference between
POETRY & LECTURE
Any word said by girlfriend is "Poetry"
&
anything said by wife is "Lecture"
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti
Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
A HUSBAND-s CUTE LOVE QUOTE:
Even my child too started 2 walk without any support but my wife still feels 2 hold my hand while walking..!!
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge.
Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo
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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon.
Marriage Tip:
If Wife Wants To Get
Husband-s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.
If Husband Wants To Get
Wife-s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy =P )
Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?
Santa - aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gaya
Banta- kese
Santa- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi
Rajkumar bhardwaj
JOR SE CHALI HAWA AUR UDD GAYA PAPPU
PHIR, PHIR, PHIR
RUK GAI HAWA AUR GIR GAYA PAPPU.
A Guy Searching,
These Keywords on Google:
"How to Tackle A Wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Good Morning, Sir..!
Even We are Searching.." =D =P
Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P
Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I-d Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I-ve Won
$10 , Here-s $5
Now Get Lost =P =D
Frndz to a new married girl-"honeymoon ke liye kaha kaha gaye tm."Girl-"goa,kulumanali,nainital,simla".frndz-"kaya kaya dekha."Girl-"cieling fan."
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiotstupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum..
Santa-to saying yaar meri bkri ne kal anda diya hai .
banta-to saying chal jhuth bol raha hai too..
santa-nhi me sach bol raha huin.
kyonki Hmari murgi ka naam hi bakri hai.
1friend:gazhab ho gaya,gazhab ho gaya.
2friend:kyu kya hua?
1friend:ek 98 sal ke buddhe ne apni 97 sal ke patni ko deworce manga.
Duniya Ka Sabse Bada Aatank dekhna ho to
Kisi Ka Mobile Lo Or Contact List Me jakar
"Delete All"
Kr Do
Fir Mobile Wale Ki Tarf Dekh K Thoda Sa Muskura Do..
santa bathroom me baitha tha aage likha tha pani ka jyada upyog kare wo baithe baithe 3 dabbe pani pi gaya
Boy-teri aakhon me doob jaon teri julfon me kho jaon tere jhumke me jhool jaon
girl-niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon. . Khan bhai
Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,
Dur se dekha toh sher khada tha,
dar ke mare mai pass hi nahi gaya
bhikhar-beti 10 rupeye de do belence karwakar girlfriend se bat karni he girl- are wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend bana li bhikhari-are girlfriend ne hi bhikhari banaya he